Thursday, December 20, 2007

Little Air for the Music Industry

One week ago, we distributed the video package for that (in)famous music industry trade group and to date, we've seen only two broadcasts. One in Dallas and one in Miami.

We're all scratching our heads a bit.

After two passes on the phones, thousands of emails and faxes to our newsroom contacts, the story was definitely on the media's radar. Awareness was high. And many stations I personally spoke with seemed genuinely interested in the story.

But here we sit with a meager audience of 118,689 viewers.

What happened?

We've asked our client to see the video. That may shed some light on the lack of air.

Heck, for all we know, the video may be an industry spokesperson - all Guy Smiley - extolling the virtues of suing college kids to protect the meager royalties of helpless artists.

Its not uncommon for us to distribute and pitch a story we have not seen ourselves. And sometimes the stories don't meet our expectations.

If and when we get the link from the client, we'll post it here and share it with all of you.

I hate to admit "failures" and the jury is still out on this story for sure. But this blog is supposed to give you an insight into what we do here at the fake news factory.

Knowing what doesn't work is just as important as knowing what does work.

Like Edison is reported to have said after failure after failure in developing the light bulb... "now I know 99 ways NOT to make a light bulb".

More to come.

Happy holidays.

Monday, December 17, 2007

When Up Turns to Down, Topsy Turvey Broadcast PR

The gremlins were having a field day today!

We walk in and find that our campaign for that Music Industry Trade Group has not had any additional pickup. Just two TV newsrooms - one in Dallas and one in Miami - have run our story.

Shocking... considering how a major network and World' s biggest non-profit goup of journos were salivating over our pitch.

So, we had to get to the bottom of it and we did.

Turns out our production partner made a mistake in the ftp of the content to Pathfire and the rest is history. The engineer was flogged, as he should have been.

But what's done is done. We're going out again tomorrow with phones a blazing...

with holiday cheer from the second most hated corporate entity in America today!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Working for the Empire

Well, hi there...

Hope you're having a good holiday season so far.

I am getting way behind on my shopping because I have been busy working for "The Empire"... Yes, my team and I have been busy working for a certain Music Industry trade group best known for suing college students and as it has been rumored, beating baby seals with old phonographs.

You know who I'm talking about.

The client wanted us to "remind" consumers that they should buy legal music this holiday, rather than pirate it.

And what better way to deliver that reminder than to provide TV newsrooms exclusive footage of a law enforcement raid on CD counterfeiters?

Today, it felt great to do what I do for living....

Not because I agree with how my client goes about protecting their property... no... I feel this way because the media received our story very, very warmly.

I personally spoke with News Assignement Editors in the 15 biggest cities in our great nation. I heard comments like "This is just the type of story we love" and"What a great story".

Sure, there was a station or two who "could not accept a VNR", but for the most part, it was shooting ducks in a barrel.

Today was a good day.

Even the World's most respected name in journalism gobbled up the story, taking our satellite feed coordinates from me over the phone and asking us to courier a tape to their Washington Bureau.

People, this is how media works in our great nation. Like most media outlets, TV Newsrooms are owned by for-profit public companies. They have been airing "fake news" since the mid-1970's and they will continue to do so.

You can despise it, stick your head in the sand or embrace it.

I have opted for door #3.

But baby, it is here to stay.

I'll prove it by sharing details on the media coverage our work generates.

And before I go off into the night (its almost 9), I want to quickly revisit what's happened with our client, the silver-based treatment for Molluscum skin infection...

As you all know, on November 20th, we fed the story of my son, who at 5 years old, contracted the disease.

Readers, its 3 weeks later and not a single news story has aired. I am truly disappointed that our nation's health producers would rather let more small children go through the trauma of Cryotherapy then tell their viewers about a treatment that actually works and while not specfically "FDA approved" is well within FDA guidelines and is based on good science.

We will keep pushing for this story to make the air across the country. I'm on a mission.

Until next time,

- The MEDIAHITMAN

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Target Powerful Eyeballs

Earlier this week, Ryan Caldwell’s Performancing blog (www.performancing.com) hit the front page of Digg with a story about successful entrepreneurs who didn’t get college degrees.

I clicked through and discovered some of Ryan’s other posts, including one in which he suggests that readers who want to build their blog traffic “Target Powerful Eyeballs” such as journalists on FOX News Channel.

I commented on his posting.

It’s a great suggestion. But he didn’t tell us HOW to do it.

I’ve been in the businesses of “broadcast and electronic publicity” for about 11 years now, meaning I get companies, celebrities, authors, products, causes, etc. covered editorially by TV news.


I offered to write a few guest posts, Ryan accepted, and here we are…

So, let me start with the basics.

The single most important question that a TV news publicity-seeker must ask is, “Why would FOX News (or any other TV news outlet) care about my story?”

Another way to ask this is “what makes my story relevant to their audience?”

This may sound like an easy question to answer, but it requires a level of objectivity that doesn’t come naturally to many people.

Far too often, I find myself working with corporate marketing and PR professionals who have not only drunk the Kool-Aid, they’re swimming in it.

No matter what level of the game you’re at… getting out of your own shoes and imagining what the FOX News viewer wants to see is the best way to begin.

RELEVANCE is Rule #1… Now how do you apply it?

I landed a new client this week and rather than just tell you about how to get TV news exposure, I’m going to show you what we do for this specific client on this campaign.

The client is a medical technology company based just outside Washington, DC. They recently went public and their goal is to use broadcast publicity to sell more of their product and create interest in their stock.

It’s a bit of an unusual situation for my firm. Most of our clients come to us through our partners. This one became a client because my son had a medical condition that their product cured and I wanted to tell people about it.

So here’s the backstory…


When he was 5, my son contracted a viral skin infection called Molluscum Contagiosum Virus (“MCV”). It’s an uncomfortable viral skin infection that causes itchy lesions all over the body.

MCV is highly contagious, so my entire family was at risk of contracting it. But as it is considered to be benign, the pediatrician prescribed some topical cream (must be said with South Park intonation) which did nothing.

The lesions were spreading. My son was embarrassed by the condition. So my wife brought him back in to the doctor who said “go to a dermatologist.”

The dermatologist suggested that we freeze off the nasty little lesions (my kid had about 50 to 100 of them at the time). Well, she froze off the first one and my kid hit the ceiling. He was totally traumatized.

My wife took him out of the dermatologist’s office and back to the pediatrician who suggested we wait till the MCV ran its course… which could take 6 months to 4 years.

It wasn’t a great option.

Then he mentioned that one of his other patients had a positive outcome with a product they got online.

My wife contacted that patient and learned about the SilverCure. That night, I went online and ordered the biggest package they had for next day delivery.

For the next 4 weeks, I applied the product to my son’s lesions morning and night. And they all went away. I was very impressed and we were all relieved.

So I emailed the company, shared my kid’s story and offered to publicize their product.

It’s been about a year since then, and I kept following up with the CEO.

Finally, this week, the timing was right for them and we agreed to work together to tell the story.

First step, apply Rule #1 and establish RELEVANCE

Outside of my family, my kid’s skin condition is not news. It is an example, a case study.

How do I make it appeal to FOX News and the 1,000 or so other TV news outlets around the country?

Because it is a medical condition, I looked for a statistic that would demonstrate that this story affects a large segment of their viewing audience.

In this case, there are a number of statistics available. According to various online sources, the incidence of this viral skin infection ranges from 2% to 17% of all children in the U.S. between the ages of 2 and 12.

That’s a pretty big segment of the population but if I use this statistic as the cornerstone of my campaign, many reporters will see the 2% figure and pass on the story because they have a dozen other story ideas available to them that impact a larger segment of their audience.

Ideally, we want our story to appeal to the largest possible share of their TV audience.

How we chose to expand the relevance in this case is by using a technique called, the Tie In.

You don’t have to be a Doctor to see the similarities between MCV and MRSA, the skin infection that has been all over the news lately.

Both of them are skin infections. Both are antibiotic resistant. Both are highly-contagious.

We can use these similarities to draw a few comparisons, and lead with an accurate (albeit slightly misdirecting) headline like this…

“Doctor Discovers Effective Treatment for Highly-Contagious, Antibiotic-Resistant Skin Infection”.

Voila! We’ve tied our SilverCure story to MRSA, making it relevant to the millions of people who have crapped their pants for fear of contracting a “superbug” infection.

How many people have crapped their pants so far?

909,797,843

According to a research report pulled by a vendor of ours, MRSA has been mentioned over 20,000 times in the past year.

That microscopic organism has made nearly 1 BILLION media impressions in the US alone and Paris Hilton is starting to feel jealous.

So, approximately every American has seen a scary MRSA story on TV news 3 times or more.

Interestingly, the vast majority of those stories aired in the past few weeks since the CDC made its announcement that MRSA was causing more deaths than HIV/AIDS.

By tying my MCV story to the MRSA story (by citing the similarities) I have made my client’s story of interest to a huge universe of viewers. That’s the trick in creating relevance.

I understand that most of you who are reading this have not discovered a cure for a skin infection. But you can apply this lesson to just about anything.

Make your story appealing to the largest possible audience.

If the natural audience for your story is too small, look around for possible tie-ins with other, bigger stories that are more relevant.

Until next time,

- MEDIAHITMAN